Thursday, February 28, 2008

Project Runway: Just a hair creepy...

Au revoir, Queen Chris! We will miss you!

However, when you proudly announced to Tim Gunn that you had trimmed your garments with human hair, I threw up in my mouth just a little bit.

Human. HAIR.

Gee, couldn't find any fingernail trimmings to use as buttons? I'm sorry, Chris, but you crossed a line, baby.

In other news, Christian lives in a closet! Literally. I had always assumed that he lived in a hollow tree.

Jillian was wearing a bulky sweater tucked into tiny shorts. TUCKED IN. Does she have internal organs?

I am soooooo excited to see the final collections next week! I've fought against the desire to look at the photos of the final show online. I want to see them in action.


Beadiful Things by Ann Westby said...

Bwaahahahaaa! I laffed throughout the reading of this post. Yer fun. :-)

Human hair or not (and yes, it was creepy), I would have much rather seen the rest of Chris' collection than Rami's ("draping: it's what I DO").

Dawn said...

I loved Chris -- the laugh, his happy spirit...but then the hair. I knew he was on his way out. I too was rooting for him. If I tried to put the hair out of my mind, I did like his designs better then Rami's.

Elves must live somewhere -- I guess a closet works. And Jillian -- how?!? Not on me...

jeanetta said...

sniff sniff wiping away the tears from the laughing fit i had after reading this.
yes the hair.... gahhhh. i loved chris but really? hair? and human hair? was it just cheaper?

and was it me or had christian lost his fierceness?

and at first i thought she was just wearing a short skirt but then i realised it was shorts! ummmm sometimes i wonder about our fashions future.