Dear Ashley Judd's Husband...

I know that you have a real name. However, since winning the Indy 500, the press will only refer to you as "Ashley Judd's Husband." I'm sorry. If I had just won a prestigious sporting event, I would want to be called by my name. I would want to see my name in lights 100 feet high.

Congrats Ashley-Judd's-Husband! If you win another one, maybe they will use your real name.