Hey Baxter! How 'bout we try on your new coat! I'll take pictures!
Oh, come on! I made it special-weshul just for you! Besides, Momma needs a blog post. Look at the handsome boy!
Totally lame. If you think I'm going to walk in the neighborhood wearing this piece of precious, you've got another thing coming.
It's black and white HOUNDSTOOTH! How much more dog appropriate could it get? You're just lucky I'm not making you model headbands.