Thursday, December 27, 2007

You're either In or You're Out

So, I was all excited and such about the new season of Project Runway. And it's been... well, um... yeah. This season has been more irritating than entertaining.

Jillian darling? Please speak up. You are beginning to remind me of the low-talker on Seinfeld that made Jerry wear the Puffy Shirt on the Today show.

Ricky? Sweetie? Please, please, PLEASE stop crying. Seriously. I know Andre. Andre is a friend of mine. You are no Andre.

Kevin, we get it. You are straight. You know who Tiki Barber is. Because you are straight.

Christian, I don't hate you as much as I thought I would. And aside from the puffy sleeves, I really like your clothes.

Also, I have learned one very important aspect to the judging. Crazy trumps Boring every time. If your outfit is the fashion equivalent of Valium and is standing beside the fashion equivalent of a bag lady pushing a shopping cart full of aluminum foil hats? Buh-bye.


Erika Cass Designs said...

Oh my gosh, I am soooooo with you on this. Love love LOVE Project Runway. A fave has not jumped out for me this time like usual. I think Christian is completely annoying...but has brilliant designs. I like Jillian's and Rami's designs as well. Why the heck is Elisa still there????
You know Andre? How cool it that!

Anyhoo, can't wait till the next epi. :o)

JennyC.No3 said...

Hahaha - funniest post I read today!