Dear HBO,

Re: Final episode of the Sopranos

Whaaaa?????????????? Is that it? Seriously?

Oh, I get it, maybe you are saving the Big Finale episode for the DVD release or something, because, um.... I think you forgot to show it tonight. You know, tonight. The night that everyone has been waiting for?

Have you ever heard of closure? (See: Jack Bauer, 24)

Did I miss something?

You ended the episode (the SERIES) with everyone popping onion rings in their mouths and Meadow coming through the diner door. Were the onion rings poisonous? Was the waitress really a hit man? Was the little table juke box supposed to blow up when Tony played, "I Did It My Way", but instead he played Journey?

I. Don't. Get. It.