Happy Father's Day!

Hey Sweetie! Happy Father's Day!

Enjoy your day of breakfast in bed and watching the finals of the US Open. Of course, it won't be nearly as fun for you, since Tiger is going to lose. But... you know, try to enjoy it anyway. I just hope Tiger doesn't cry or snap an iron over his leg or anything.

Tiger watches his ball careen into the gallery and hit a fan, as he does the mental math to calculate in yet another double bogey.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your next US Open Champion, Aaron Baddelley.

Can't wait to see what groovy golf pants Badds will be sporting today.

But, you know, have a great day anyway! We love you!